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But why do they keep calling
Batman with the batsignal?

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It couldn't be simpler
send him a text?

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The Batsignal is not just useful
to warn Batman,

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but also to strike fear into the hearts of his people
enemies and let them know it's coming.

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Kind of like Sheldon's knock.

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Are you comparing me to Batman? I'm fine with it.

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If we do nothing, for how long
do you think they'll talk about Batman?

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Well, I know them
for eleven years, so...

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eleven years.

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However, he receives a text message. The batsignal
It is connected to your phone via Bluetooth.

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Is it written in the comics?

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No, it's just what I think.

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All right, I'll put an end to this.

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If you knew how,
why did you wait eleven years?

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Hey, guys, guess what.

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Today, at work, I discovered
that I will know...

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Bill Gates.

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I'm sorry, Leonard,
you and Penny were good together.

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I won't leave him for Bill Gates.

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Safe? I bet it has
a very fast Internet connection.

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How come?

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Well, his foundation wants it
become a partner in a pharmaceutical company

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to help it develop accessible vaccines
and they asked me to be their guide.

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It's fantastic. When will it arrive?

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It arrives on Sunday, and Monday morning

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I'll show him around
of laboratories and offices.

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Is Sunday coming, April 1st?

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You tried, Penny.

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- What are you talking about?
- About April Fools' Day.

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This is another classic joke
that you try to do to me every year.

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I never tried to prank you.

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Really? And last year, when you have me
sent that email with the photo attached,

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but you didn't attach any photos?

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It was a mistake.

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Make fun of me? Yes, it's a mistake.

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And, this year, he won't fall for it.

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- Sheldon, I swear...
- No, what are you doing?

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You are right. He won't come. April Fool's Day!

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You know what they say,
if you fool me "N" times,

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where "N" is equal to the times
where you deceived me,

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shame on you.

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If you deceive me "N" times more than once,
I'm ashamed.

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The Big Bang Theory 11x18
The Gates Excitation

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Translation: Meryjo, pegasusgio, Freyda

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Resync: Kal-Earth2
Review: Saropula

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www.subsfactory.it

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And this is how you will spend the day
with Bill Gates. I'm a little jealous.

48
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Well, I'm a little nervous.
If I do a good job,

49
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I hope they will take me into consideration
for a PR job.

50
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Well, if you're nervous,
I know many things about him.

51
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Can I talk to you about it or...

52
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maybe come with you, as you want.

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I believe he will make it.

54
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Well, just to say, what will you do

55
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if you will talk about programming languages
high level for microcomputers?

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What are programming languages
high level for microcomputers?

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A way to program computers using
words and commands, instead of binary code.

58
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Very interesting. Tell me more.

59
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- Well...
- Here, I'll do this.

60
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- I didn't expect it.
- Yes, well...

61
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It's always like this.

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Well, it's just that he's one of my idols

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and I'd like to stop by
time with him.

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I know you would like to meet him,
but it can't become a living room, okay?

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It's about my job.
Everything must go well.

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I get it, I get it. You are right.

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And then I've already met him once.

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He came to Princeton,
I went there with my mother.

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- Really? Was it nice?
- Very cute.

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I got a little excited
and I started crying...

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He didn't make fun of me or anything.

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Well, but you were a child.

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Hello, darlings, I love you.

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We love you too, mommy.

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Yes, don't do it again.

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Bernadette?

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HI. Where are you going?

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<i>The park.</i>

79
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<i>"El parque"?</i>

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I'm learning Spanish
to be able to talk to the other nannies.

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And how is it going?

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<i>Good.</i>

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Good?

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<i>No bueno.</i>

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- Thanks for stopping by.
- Forget about it.

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Can I offer you something?
A fruit juice? Dwarfs?

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Dwarfs?

88
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Excuse me. Mom mode.

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I think I forgot
how to talk to adults.

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I meant "bananas".

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- Thanks, I'm fine as it is.
- Okay.

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So, what do we watch?

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“Bob the Fixer.” I'll explain.

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This is Bob.

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And fix everything.

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Isn't this a kids show?

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That's what you look at in this house.

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"Bob the Fixer"
"Dinosaur Train" and "Peppa Pig"...

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which is fun, but also educational.

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You want to take a break
and go and eat something?

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Certain.

102
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Because I have a feeling
that we are not going?

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Wait, I just want to see
if Bob can fix it.

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Of course yes!

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Hey.

106
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I folded your laundry. You're welcome.

107
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It's not my laundry.

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Are you saying these aren't yours?

109
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No.

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So I'm tapping
a stranger's underwear?

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Yes.

112
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And it became the day
worst of my life.

113
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Hey, why are you so weird?

114
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I thought maybe you were saying
the truth about Bill Gates

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and it wasn't just part of it
of an elaborate prank.

116
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And then where would the joke be?

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I introduce myself to meet Bill Gates
despite your "objections",

118
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but I can't find Bill Gates.

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Maybe it's just one of those lookalikes
who call each other to parties.

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And then when I would show everyone
the animal-shaped balloon

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that made me "Bill Gates",
I would be thought of as an idiot.

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You accidentally ingested
laundry detergent?

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I need you to tell me the truth.
It drives me crazy.

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Sheldon, he's really coming.

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- Safe?
- Yes.

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- Do you confirm?
- Yes.

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And now I don't know what to believe anymore!

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Thanks for giving me a change of scenery.
My brain was going to mush.

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Happy to help you.

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I showed you the video
with the children sitting?

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Yes, you sent it to me
at three in the morning.

132
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I thought someone
had ended up in prison. Or dead.

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Excuse me.

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Forget about it. At least I had something
to watch while I fell back to sleep.

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I don't want to be one of those moms
who always talk about their children.

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Okay. Well, I'm reading
a really beautiful book.

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Talk about the unrevealed story
of female artists in the Renaissance.

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I'm reading a book too.

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It's three pages long and floats.

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Okay,
we can talk about something else.

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When you press it, it beeps. You should see
as Michael laughs. I'll show you the video.

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Or maybe we can't.

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Why did you choose it as a name
"John Williams"?

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Because I play them to you all the time.

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Hey, I'll stop by the office.

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- On Sunday?
- Yes.

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I want to make sure
to be ready for tomorrow.

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Believe Bill Gates
could you autograph something for me?

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Yes, maybe. Type?

150
00:08:06,787 --> 00:08:08,966
An arm, chest...
Whatever he wants.

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Whatever he wants
I will call the police.

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Penny...

153
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you know when I introduced you
100 calorie candy bars

154
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and you said you owed me a huge favor?

155
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People, I would like you to meet him,
but he's really busy.

156
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I mean, look. Watch the program.
We will meet at the hotel early tomorrow morning,

157
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and then we'll be around
throughout the day.

158
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You are right. Guys, it's his job.
We have to respect it.

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Thank you sweetie.

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- I'm proud of you.
- I love you.

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I just saw the hotel where he's staying.

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And what are we waiting for?

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Let Penny come down the stairs,
get in the car and drive away.

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Right. You are right.

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- Are you saying that's enough?
- Yes, she's quick. Let's go!

166
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What would you do
what if I had a billion dollars?

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The same things as Bill Gates. Search
to make the world a better place.

168
00:09:12,694 --> 00:09:15,203
But I would do it wearing
an Iron Man suit.

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I didn't know they made them
also in size "nine years".

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It's not a good idea at all.
I think we should leave.

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- What are you saying?
- I don't know, I feel guilty.

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I'm doing it secretly,
without telling Penny.

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We don't do anything wrong.
We are relaxing in a hotel lobby.

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Lots of people do it.
Businessmen, high class prostitutes...

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It would be a great game...

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business or malfeasance?

177
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No. This is wrong, let's leave.

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Guys, guys, it's him.

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- Stay calm.
- Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate!

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- Calmer.
- Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God.

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Mr. Gates, Dr. Leonard Hofstadter.
We have already met in the past.

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Excuse me, but I don't remember.

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00:10:06,586 --> 00:10:10,206
You were very kind,
and for me it was a special moment

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because he had a great influence
about my life.

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Ever since I was a child,
I always admired him as if he were a hero.

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00:10:16,534 --> 00:10:18,358
Ah, now I remember.

187
00:10:20,275 --> 00:10:21,983
Do you want a handkerchief?

188
00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:23,760
How about a hug?

189
00:10:23,761 --> 00:10:25,694
Better a handkerchief.

190
00:10:28,472 --> 00:10:31,364
Sorry for talking
always and only of my children.

191
00:10:31,682 --> 00:10:32,977
Don't worry.

192
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Aside from cutting the meat for me,
It was a pleasant dinner.

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Cabbage.

194
00:10:38,835 --> 00:10:40,131
But what's wrong with me?

195
00:10:40,132 --> 00:10:43,405
I am an educated, intelligent and respected...

196
00:10:43,672 --> 00:10:44,895
Woman?

197
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I would have gotten there.

198
00:10:47,875 --> 00:10:50,132
Don't be so hard on yourself.

199
00:10:50,133 --> 00:10:54,376
Pregnancy and childbirth cause
changes to the structure of the brain.

200
00:10:54,377 --> 00:10:57,112
I liked how it was structured before.

201
00:10:57,624 --> 00:11:00,213
And I'm not just talking about the brain.

202
00:11:00,851 --> 00:11:03,350
Well, but they are positive changes.

203
00:11:03,351 --> 00:11:07,045
Some studies on mice demonstrate
that new mothers sense the dangers first,

204
00:11:07,046 --> 00:11:10,613
they get better at multitasking
and are more effective in searching for food.

205
00:11:11,233 --> 00:11:14,000
In fact I put it in my bag
a couple of lamb chops.

206
00:11:16,325 --> 00:11:17,991
That's what that smell was.

207
00:11:19,706 --> 00:11:23,620
But even if your brain has changed,
in many ways it is for the better.

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00:11:23,910 --> 00:11:25,023
But did I bore you?

209
00:11:25,024 --> 00:11:26,443
Of course not.

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00:11:26,444 --> 00:11:27,587
You're lying.

211
00:11:27,997 --> 00:11:32,749
And you understand it because your brain understands
non-verbal signals better than others.

212
00:11:33,924 --> 00:11:35,940
Now you just want to please me.

213
00:11:36,171 --> 00:11:37,997
You see? Two out of two.

214
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Leave it open, leave it open!

215
00:11:52,084 --> 00:11:53,320
Hello, Leonard.

216
00:11:54,225 --> 00:11:56,298
You didn't hear me scream
“Leave open”?

217
00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:58,453
Yes. But you know what they say,

218
00:11:58,454 --> 00:12:00,738
"Leave it open and theft will be certain."

219
00:12:02,571 --> 00:12:04,034
Nobody ever said that.

220
00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:07,510
Well, they should have.
It's the pure truth, and in rhyme too.

221
00:12:09,602 --> 00:12:11,083
Where have you been?

222
00:12:11,084 --> 00:12:13,807
To tell the truth,
I went to Bill Gates.

223
00:12:14,712 --> 00:12:18,131
I understand. You all agree. Well done.

224
00:12:19,289 --> 00:12:21,201
It's not an April Fool's joke, Sheldon.

225
00:12:21,236 --> 00:12:23,476
I went to his hotel
and I actually met him.

226
00:12:23,546 --> 00:12:25,421
Sure, sure. Okay, so...

227
00:12:25,422 --> 00:12:29,614
"Bill Gates" was "in the hotel"
where did you "go".

228
00:12:30,883 --> 00:12:32,853
Why is "gone" in quotes?

229
00:12:33,813 --> 00:12:38,732
All right. So, "Bill Gates"
it was "in the hotel" where you went.

230
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That's you with Bill Gates.

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Exact.

232
00:12:45,414 --> 00:12:46,826
- Were you crying?
- No.

233
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So it wasn't a joke,
Could I really meet him?

234
00:12:53,009 --> 00:12:56,228
- Well, he's probably still there.
- In which hotel?

235
00:12:56,229 --> 00:12:59,034
At the La Quinta Inn in Thousand Oaks,
with the name Hernandez.

236
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Thank you! Thanks so much!

237
00:13:03,645 --> 00:13:04,793
April Fool's Day.

238
00:13:09,933 --> 00:13:11,562
- HI.
- Hi, where have you been?

239
00:13:11,563 --> 00:13:13,361
Hanging out with the kids.

240
00:13:13,362 --> 00:13:14,637
Are they still mad at me?

241
00:13:14,638 --> 00:13:17,696
Yes but then I said: "Hey".
And they're like, "What?"

242
00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:20,448
And I said, "Come on." And they said, "Okay."

243
00:13:22,943 --> 00:13:25,592
- You're a good husband.
- Well, it's not for me to say...

244
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but if you say so, you must be right.

245
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Apparently, he will be there tomorrow evening
a small reception for Mr. Gates.

246
00:13:31,712 --> 00:13:34,208
I asked if I could take you
and they said yes.

247
00:13:37,883 --> 00:13:38,883
What?

248
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:42,512
Yes, you will be able to meet
Bill Gates again.

249
00:13:43,409 --> 00:13:44,983
Wait, what do you mean "again"?

250
00:13:45,246 --> 00:13:47,179
Because you've already met him
with your mother.

251
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Right.

252
00:13:49,641 --> 00:13:51,228
And then again, tomorrow.

253
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For a total of two, only twice.

254
00:13:54,487 --> 00:13:56,746
Yes. I wonder if he remembers you.

255
00:13:57,405 --> 00:13:58,968
Yep, I wonder the same thing.

256
00:14:01,630 --> 00:14:03,262
The sun is losing about...

257
00:14:03,263 --> 00:14:06,847
six times ten to the twelfth
grams per second,

258
00:14:06,848 --> 00:14:09,423
therefore every year it loses about...

259
00:14:09,424 --> 00:14:11,989
ten to the minus thirteen percent
of its mass.

260
00:14:12,187 --> 00:14:13,842
But don't worry,

261
00:14:13,843 --> 00:14:17,645
it will still take millions of years
before we all froze to death.

262
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Sweet dreams.

263
00:14:27,164 --> 00:14:30,785
Wow, that little book
it had a rather dark ending.

264
00:14:31,891 --> 00:14:34,578
Amy told me that the brain
of new mothers is at an advantage

265
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in the acquisition of new information.

266
00:14:36,344 --> 00:14:39,669
And I'm wasting it on inventing
songs about children's little fingers.

267
00:14:40,818 --> 00:14:43,382
Actually, we invented it together,
“Pinky, pinky.”

268
00:14:45,234 --> 00:14:47,823
Evolution gave me this brain
for my children.

269
00:14:47,824 --> 00:14:51,095
But I could use it
to learn a lot of other things.

270
00:14:51,096 --> 00:14:52,248
It's fantastic.

271
00:14:52,682 --> 00:14:55,148
Yes. There was a problem and I fixed it.

272
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Like Bob the Builder
in that giraffe cage.

273
00:14:59,143 --> 00:15:02,017
Spoilers! I hadn't seen it yet!

274
00:15:05,940 --> 00:15:08,814
Handsome. So you will meet
Bill Gates again.

275
00:15:09,152 --> 00:15:11,064
It's not nice, I'm in trouble.

276
00:15:12,330 --> 00:15:13,671
It's nice for us.

277
00:15:15,597 --> 00:15:17,636
Maybe he won't remember you.

278
00:15:17,637 --> 00:15:19,505
I snuck on his tie.

279
00:15:20,692 --> 00:15:22,799
It's true, and a lot of it.

280
00:15:24,641 --> 00:15:25,859
Hello, Leonard.

281
00:15:26,448 --> 00:15:28,072
I knew I would find you here.

282
00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:29,810
Vile traitor.

283
00:15:31,483 --> 00:15:32,641
What happens?

284
00:15:32,642 --> 00:15:35,323
He sent me all the way to Thousand Oaks
to meet Bill Gates,

285
00:15:35,324 --> 00:15:37,296
when he knew full well he wasn't there.

286
00:15:37,297 --> 00:15:40,362
- What? Leonard, this is terrible!
- Yes, why did you do it?

287
00:15:40,363 --> 00:15:43,334
You know very well what he is
at the Double Tree in Long Beach.

288
00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:48,546
Wait.

289
00:15:48,834 --> 00:15:50,730
How do I know if it's true?

290
00:15:51,499 --> 00:15:52,883
Probably not.

291
00:15:53,918 --> 00:15:55,125
But what if it was?

292
00:15:57,307 --> 00:15:59,255
You think you're smart.

293
00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:03,687
You think I'll fall for it again, don't you?

294
00:16:05,330 --> 00:16:06,518
Well, that won't happen.

295
00:16:07,660 --> 00:16:09,292
- Where are you going?
- Shut up.

296
00:16:14,532 --> 00:16:16,801
Are you sure you can't come?

297
00:16:16,802 --> 00:16:19,378
I would like to, but I'm too sick.

298
00:16:21,222 --> 00:16:23,030
You wanted to meet him so much...

299
00:16:23,031 --> 00:16:25,892
Yes, I wanted to pretend
to be well enough to come,

300
00:16:25,893 --> 00:16:28,476
but I don't want to make him sick too.

301
00:16:29,592 --> 00:16:32,797
Yes, in fact you look like it
pale and sweaty.

302
00:16:37,523 --> 00:16:38,523
Yes.

303
00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:42,984
- Have fun.
- Get better, okay?

304
00:16:50,352 --> 00:16:52,959
No, it's my "pale."
and sweaty" as always.

305
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:58,880
That is, the main danger
it's not the loss of mass,

306
00:16:58,881 --> 00:17:01,770
but that will run out of hydrogen
to fuel nuclear reactions,

307
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:04,302
it will expand into a red giant
and will fry the Earth.

308
00:17:06,682 --> 00:17:08,348
So we're not sharing a salad?

309
00:17:08,947 --> 00:17:11,358
No thank you. Speaking of dividing,

310
00:17:11,359 --> 00:17:13,575
you read about that transparent sheet
that divides the light

311
00:17:13,576 --> 00:17:15,883
and that it would improve
photosynthesis in greenhouses?

312
00:17:16,214 --> 00:17:17,439
No.

313
00:17:18,819 --> 00:17:22,332
This is something I read while I was breastfeeding
a human being that I created myself.

314
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:26,436
I think he'll get the chicken.

315
00:17:26,437 --> 00:17:28,835
O-L-L-O-P. Reverse chicken.

316
00:17:28,836 --> 00:17:30,520
Boom, new mom brain.

317
00:17:33,357 --> 00:17:35,238
And a whole bottle of wine.

318
00:17:39,272 --> 00:17:40,535
Get this!

319
00:17:48,011 --> 00:17:49,011
Ready?

320
00:17:51,078 --> 00:17:53,305
Hey, honey, how are you feeling?

321
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:55,196
Better, I'm resting.

322
00:17:55,197 --> 00:17:58,039
Well, I have a surprise
which might make you feel better.

323
00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:00,524
- Really?
- Yep, look who's here.

324
00:18:05,265 --> 00:18:06,987
Wait, I know you.

325
00:18:07,975 --> 00:18:09,020
It's not true.

326
00:18:10,949 --> 00:18:14,885
Yes, instead.
You were waiting for me at the hotel.

327
00:18:15,076 --> 00:18:16,862
You ruined my tie.

328
00:18:18,054 --> 00:18:19,874
Wait, what is he talking about?

329
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:24,031
He's joking, of course.

330
00:18:24,032 --> 00:18:26,434
This is nice, Bill. I have to go.

331
00:18:30,099 --> 00:18:31,615
Stupid Leonard...

332
00:18:32,424 --> 00:18:34,628
that he met
that stupid Bill Gates...

333
00:18:35,879 --> 00:18:37,733
without the fool that I am.

334
00:18:48,681 --> 00:18:50,845
I'm so sorry. Sheldon?

335
00:18:51,948 --> 00:18:55,453
Oh, Leonard, I can't stay
angry with you. Come here.

336
00:18:56,931 --> 00:18:58,566
Apology accepted.

337
00:18:59,424 --> 00:19:01,422
What's for dinner? I'm starving.

338
00:19:08,941 --> 00:19:10,327
<i>Hola.</i>

339
00:19:12,730 --> 00:19:14,876
It's that guy again.

340
00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:18,459
But what problems does he have?

341
00:19:20,501 --> 00:19:23,573
How are you doing, sir?
Hands up if you're good.

342
00:19:28,289 --> 00:19:31,040
Who would ever leave his children to him?

343
00:19:33,227 --> 00:19:34,899
Maybe he kidnapped them.

344
00:19:36,417 --> 00:19:38,701
<i>I love Stuart Bloom.</i>

345
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:41,956
Mark it down,

346
00:19:42,026 --> 00:19:44,596
we might have to give it to the police.

347
00:19:46,702 --> 00:19:49,038
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